when your family reads your blog, what will they discover?
(a text conversation)
Shasta: Hey do you have a blog still?
Brooke: Maybe, why?
Shasta: Uh…I want to read it of course.
Brooke: What? I don’t believe you.
Shasta: Brooke Alexandra tell me the damn website right this instant!
Brooke: Shasta Rose, DO NOT tell me what to do! …it’s brookealexandra.blog.com
Shasta: Now was that so hard?
Brooke: Actually, it was. But not as hard as his dick was last night!
Shasta: Shut up hooker. You make me laugh.
Brooke: I know, its because I’m so hi-lar-ious!
Shasta: Or completely certifiable.
Brooke: Maybe a little of both?
Shasta: Maybe more than a little.
Brooke: Maybe.
Shasta: Can Wesley read your blog?
Brooke: Wesley ——, our cousin or Wesley Snipes, the actor?
Shasta: That would be our cousin. You’re the one with hollywood contacts not me. Besides I haven’t talked to him since he did my taxes.
Shasta: I thought you had another one with the name “brookelyn” in it.
Brooke: You let Wesley Snipes do your taxes? But he sucks at it! And the “brookelyn” blog is only for my past, present, and future lovers.
Shasta: Lovers huh? Well what’s his name so I can ask him what the other blog is?
Brooke: El Salvador.
Shasta: That’s a country.
Brooke: SO? That’s STILL his name.
Shasta: Awesome name. Bringing him home for Christmas?
Brooke: Yeah, I guess I better. I mean I AM due in March, so I guess we need to let THAT cat out of the bag pretty soon.
Shasta: Go all the way to NY and then you have a baby? I’d almost believe it, but you’re too much like me at the moment…can’t even afford peanut butter.
Brooke: Ain’t that the truth.
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03:46:53
ha, love how you and shasta add in the middle names when you’re being blunt and to the point.
can’t wait to see youuu!
this is wesley snipes and i just wanted to say that i do not suck at doing taxes. as a matter of fact i’m writing a book/movie on how to do your taxes—–you should buy it—–PLEASE? I REALLY NEED THE MONEY!
wesley snipes: I’m assuming this “movie” will be released straight to video?