Monday, October 20, 2008

i moved. please follow

Most of you know that I have not been happy here (blog.com) for quite sometime.  Well, this weekend pushed me over the edge.  You can now find me here: Foolish Thoughts.
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Thursday, October 16, 2008

make me feel better

I tell you everything, even when you don’t want to listen.  You’re who I run to. I just like being along side of you… 

 

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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

my sister and her fetus

My older sister is pregnant.  She’s due sometime around December 9th.  Unfortunately, I will not be able to head home until the end of December, which means I will not be able to see “the fetus” until it’s a couple weeks old.  I say, “the fetus” because I refuse to believe it’s a boy, unlike all the so-called doctors. They keep insisting I’m wrong.  I haven’t bought a single thing for it, I refuse.  Every time I step foot into a baby clothing store or section I immediately and unconsciously head straight to the girl stuff.  Everything there is so cute and frilly and girlie and sweet.  While the boy side is, ugh.  Boys clothes are not cute, therefore, not fun to buy.  I want to buy a pink little tutu and multi-colored tights, skirts and dresses and matching sweaters.  I want to be able to braid and play with her hair, especially because genetically this kid is going to have thick jet black curly hair.  It’s going to be beautiful and it should not be wasted on a boy.

To keep me informed, up to date, and included in all the fetus business, my sister has sent me pictures of the different ultrasounds she has had.  This is the latest one. 
                 
It’s the new 4D image.  It’s amazing what they can do now with technology.  I mean besides for the lumpy forehead, it looks/resembles a real human.  I already feel sorry for it though, by the looks of things it has sadly inherited my fat cheeks.  But it still has a few more months to cook, so hopefully it will grow into them and that giant lumpy forehead will smooth out a bit.  Anyway, here’s hoping.  Because if they don’t, I will make fun of it for the rest of it’s life.

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Wednesday, October 8, 2008

when your family reads your blog, what will they discover?

(a text conversation)

Shasta: Hey do you have a blog still?

 
Brooke: Maybe, why?
 
Shasta: Uh…I want to read it of course.
 
Brooke: What? I don’t believe you.
 
Shasta: Brooke Alexandra tell me the damn website right this instant!
 
Brooke: Shasta Rose, DO NOT tell me what to do! …it’s brookealexandra.blog.com
 
Shasta: Now was that so hard?
 
Brooke: Actually, it was.  But not as hard as his dick was last night!
 
Shasta: Shut up hooker. You make me laugh.
 
Brooke: I know, its because I’m so hi-lar-ious!
 
Shasta: Or completely certifiable.
 
Brooke: Maybe a little of both?
 
Shasta: Maybe more than a little.
 
Brooke: Maybe.
 
Shasta: Can Wesley read your blog?
 
Brooke: Wesley ——, our cousin or Wesley Snipes, the actor?
 
Shasta: That would be our cousin. You’re the one with hollywood contacts not me. Besides I haven’t talked to him since he did my taxes.
 
Shasta: I thought you had another one with the name “brookelyn” in it.
 
Brooke: You let Wesley Snipes do your taxes? But he sucks at it! And the “brookelyn” blog is only for my past, present, and future lovers.
 
Shasta: Lovers huh? Well what’s his name so I can ask him what the other blog is?
 
Brooke: El Salvador.
 
Shasta: That’s a country.
 
Brooke: SO?  That’s STILL his name.
 
Shasta: Awesome name. Bringing him home for Christmas?
 
Brooke: Yeah, I guess I better. I mean I AM due in March, so I guess we need to let THAT cat out of the bag pretty soon.
 
Shasta: Go all the way to NY and then you have a baby?  I’d almost believe it, but you’re too much like me at the moment…can’t even afford peanut butter.
 
Brooke: Ain’t that the truth.
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Friday, October 3, 2008

Sarah Palin

…makes me want to stab a knife through my ears.
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